Customized Vaccination "Passport" Card
Customized Vaccination "Passport" Card
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Customized Vaccination "Passport" Card

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**After unexpected sales, new inventory has been ordered.  Expected ship date: May 15**

Let's face it - carrying around something the size of a passport can be a pain in the butt.  But a personalized "I identify as being vaccinated card"?  That's easy.

Hey, if you can be a 6'4", 275lb dude who identifies as a female wrestler, this is fair game, right?

Legal disclaimer from our attorney - this is a tongue-in-cheek gift.  This is not meant to be passed off as a real passport. It won't get you anywhere except maybe inside of patriotic businesses.  And the homes of cool Americans who like bacon and bourbon and puppies and guns.

This is not meant to actually try and misrepresent yourself as having been vaccinated for COVID-19.  Let's not be confused with those people.  They are the people who wear masks alone in their Prius and wear condoms alone in bed at night.

This is a passport for those of us who "identify" as being vaccinated.  For those of us who are sick and tired of being told what to do with our bodies.  And for the growing number of Americans who are just... done.